UnBooks

These imaginary book covers are a creative exercise for me using a word suggested by Illustration Friday.

Illustration Friday: sail

by franson
I sure hope that her arms don’t get tired of holding on to the hat.

Illustration Friday: poof!

by franson

Illustration Friday: canned

by franson

The soundtrack of my youth began everyday after school. I would get home and watch Gilligan’s Island, The Beverly Hillbillies, Bewitched and I Dream of Jeanie.

It was a simple and good life back in the olden days. We only had a black and white TV and the canned laughter always helped me know when something was funny.

Illustration Friday: foggy

by franson

Why does Froggy like it foggy in his little bog?
An UnBook by Scott E. Franson.

Colandar Girl

by franson

MISSING: Baby girl wearing a diaper and a t-shirt with a colander on her head. You heard me correctly, a colander on her head.

Based on a true story that has nothing to do with my sister:)

After a frantic search through the neighborhood the police were called in to solve the mystery of the missing toddler with a colander on her head. She was found about a mile away from her home near a busy street picking thorns out of her feet. She was on her way to the store to get some candy. The thorns stopped her from attempting to cross the busy road.
And though she was crying, she returned safely home to us with the colander still on her head.

Illustration Friday: Scale

by franson

Scale is the smallest dragon in the world. His favorite thing to eat is dandelion blossoms. Life as Scale knows it is about to change. One of his scales can bring wealth beyond dreams to the one who possesses it. Scale is helped by some new friends along the way. The end as you know will never be reveled because this is an UnBook by Scott E. Franson.

Illustration Friday: Emergency

by franson

Many things are Emergencies in out lives. Saving rare species should be one of them. An UnBook of rare Species. This one is so rare I don’t even know what to call it.

Illustration Friday: Missing

by franson

Missing is a book to challenge the reader to discover what is missing in the image. It is an Un Book by Scott E. Franson.

Illustration Friday: Moon

by franson

RaMoona the Brave: Going where no cow has gone before, is the newest addition to the UnBook collection. Now I know that Mother Goose claims that the cow jumped over the moon, but we all know that the incident in question was faked by the government.

Illustration Friday: geeky

by franson

It is official and everyone knows it! You want your child to grow up to be a geek because the geeks make all the money! This is your step by step guide to raising your child to be a geek.

DISCLAIMER: The author of this book feels that in order to be “responsible” he should inform his readers that he has no intent of raising his children to be geeks. He is raising his children to be “responsible” celebrities. The odds of raising a “responsible” celebrity are very small and not recommend for the general public.

This is an UnBook and will never be at a bookstore near you.